Cat dialing 911

"Cat called 911 to help ill owner, police say"

I just wonder how he trained the cat.

Bloody Santa Display

"Bloody Santa Display With Severed Doll Heads Angers Neighborhood"

Some family decorated their house according to their 16-year old daughter's idea. For some reason, this disturbs me more than Elfenlied ever did. But what kind of parents would humor their 16-year old daughter with such morbid ideas?

Extreme Ironing?!??

Taken from Wikipedia, refered from a CNN news article:

Extreme Ironing (or EI) is billed as an extreme sport in which people take an ironing board to a remote location and iron a few items of clothing.

Example locations include a mountainside of a difficult climb; a forest; in a canoe; while skiing or snowboarding; on top of large bronze statues; in the middle of a street; even when free-diving. The ironing itself has variations: either solo or in a group; ironing in existing formations or freestyle.

If they like ironing so much, I have some shirts....

Breast Implants that play music!

Some guy figures that breast implants should do something useful instead of just being decorative, so he suggested putting an mp3 player in breast implants. To quote the article (found here),

Quite how playback is achieved we're not quite sure, but it may well involve the listener burying his or her head in the cleavage for a full stereo effect.

Woo! eMule plushie!

I guess this is pretty old news, but I just saw it now, so it's new to me! There's appearantly plushies of the eMule mascot for sale on the eMule site. I kinda want one....

The Telecrapper 2000!

Now you can use your computer to take calls from telemarketers! Check out this flash animation.

I like yellow.